Category Archives: class

Nerd !!!

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Second sessionals are going on . Having not appeared for the first sessionals , its really important for me to score good marks in DBMS this time around . But here I am . Instead of struggling with SQL , I am spending my time here , chatting , blogging , and blah-blah-ing at twitter 😛 .

You know what I used to be two years back in intermediate ??? I was like , say , even if there was an exam next week , its nerdtime to spend some a lot of  time with the books ????  No television , no time pass , no nothing … and excuse me , what is Internet ?? A classic example of a study bug … a mugger . Had it not been the desk rotation policy in classes , I guess I would have been a first bencher all the way . And guess what … I secured 100% attendance in High School and was also awarded “Most Disciplined Student” ( Disciplined ??? ahemm ahemm…).  Elected as a captain twice in a row ,  92.8% in Xth , 94% in XIIth , my teachers still set my case as an example for the juniors .study ??

And now , two years from then , I have totally turned into a study repellant creature . What has got into me ?? Is this the transition from school to college ?? Can’ be . I still find the existence of a number of muggers here. They study , study , study , study and study ( just like I used to do ) . And when I tag them “book worms” I realize that two years back , someone would have tagged me with the same title too . Is that the reason ( the fear of being mocked at ) that has transformed a mugger ?? Or is this caused due to the lack of parent’s supervision in hostel ?? God only Knows !!!

Now as exams approach , everyone seems to be reminding me a few things again and again …..

  • Semesters are approaching . Start studying now . ( As if studying would delay the semesters 😕 )
  • Books are supposed to be your best friend ( I thought Dog was my best friend 😯 ) .
  • Don’t construct any destructive plans of cheating in theory exams ( cheats are only to be used in practicals 😛 ) .
  • Put a halt to your online activities for some time . No one will hack your account during your absence . ( Me and my hackophobia 😦 )
  • No Counter Strike . No NFS . No AOE for few days . ( That’s just a game . You don’t need to escape a hot pursuit . Neither are the terrorists planting a bomb under your nose )
  • Facebook is your enemy . Twitter is monstrous . Orkut is banned anyway .
  • Stop posting nonsense on your blog for few days . There is no need to reveal your insanity to the whole world .

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Go…Go…Go !!!!!!!

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Assignment # 26 : Mass Bunk

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Objective : to convince whole class to bunk a lecture you are not interested to attend

Requirements :  A class with a majority of good for nothing dormant elements , a CR (class representative) who is always ready to get banged , a dumb lecturer , a new release in theatre , few active back benchers.

Theory :

Mass Bunk :

“ The tactical use of the CR ( to convince the fellow muggers ) to achieve your goal of escaping the mental torture that could occur otherwise . This activity is highly appreciated by majority of students and is highly loathed by the faculty and the studious lot . Occasional bunks go unnoticed , but few of them in quick succession will surely get the HOD interested .“

CR :

“The person who is often used by the batchmates as a escape goat when HOD enters the scene . Whatever wrong happens in the jungle, either this person is supposed to have an explanation for that , or else he is a goner . Usually a mugger , one to have a sympathy with “

Back Benchers :

“The masterminds of the jungle , who most often initiate the spark and force the CR to set the jungle on fire . Least interested in study , most of them have a short attendance , the most important component in the bunks ( yet , are never highlighted ) . Usually work in groups and communicate via. code language .”

Result : “A happy bunch of kids going back to do something useful , some to the canteen , others to their respective hostel rooms (all the muggers) and occasionally a few of them head to the HOD to launch a complaint against the anti social elements (carnivores of the jungle) .”

Precautions :

  • Always have a check on how the front row (usually the girls) reacts when the topic is first brought into their notice .
  • Be quick to take your action . If the lecturer appears in the scene , be quick to come back to your position as if you were upto nothing .
  • Always have a control over the CR . An angry CR might lead to 100% classes , which in turn cant get you detained due to short attendance .
  • Play safe . Bunk classes and enjoy life . 😀

The Flickr Tag

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Well I am back to the college . Classes have started , but only officially *ahem ahem* . The studious lots have decided not to commence the classes until Republic Day is seen off . So here I am , regretting my decision to return back , a whole week earlier than when I should have . I could have watched half of the Australian Open and another episode of the roadies , had I not rushed back so early 😡 Bad luck . Hostel is still half empty , orkut is still banned in the college and boredom is killing me .

Can’t relate to anything new or exciting to blog about right now . So I took this Flickr tag from Sriharsha .

The rules for the Flickr Tag:

1. Type your answer to each of the questions into Flickr Search.
2. Using only the first page, pick an image.
3. Copy and paste each of the URLs for the images into The Mosaic maker

1. What is your first name?

Harsh . In hindi it means “happiness and joy” but the flickr pics liked the english version I guess . Picked this image titled “harsh paintbrush” . 😉

2. What is your favorite food? Right now?

Right now , and everytime . Its butter chicken . yummieeee . 😀

3. What high school did you go to?

St. Antony’s Inter College . Its not the one in the pic . My school was a mental assylum . 😆

4. What is your favorite color?

No second thoughts . Black . A number of beautiful images turned up but this black mamba scored over everyone of them . 8)

5. Who is your celebrity crush?

Emma Watson . All her pics were stunning . It was some job choosing one . 😳

6. Favorite drink?

Cappuccino 🙂

7. Dream vacation?

Paris . Ooh la la …. 😉

8. Favorite dessert?

Chocolate Ice Cream …. Cold and sweet. 8)

9. What do you want to be when you grow up?

A business tycoon ….

10. What do you love most in life?

Success . There is nothing as tasty as a tablespoon of success .

11. One Word to describe you.

Just four letters . Cool . 8)

12. Your flickr name.

magicalharsh . returned no results 😥 I will go for harry instead .

I pass this tag to everyone on my blogroll . :mrgreen: