Objective : to convince whole class to bunk a lecture you are not interested to attend
Requirements : A class with a majority of good for nothing dormant elements , a CR (class representative) who is always ready to get banged , a dumb lecturer , a new release in theatre , few active back benchers.
Mass Bunk :
“ The tactical use of the CR ( to convince the fellow muggers ) to achieve your goal of escaping the mental torture that could occur otherwise . This activity is highly appreciated by majority of students and is highly loathed by the faculty and the studious lot . Occasional bunks go unnoticed , but few of them in quick succession will surely get the HOD interested .“
“The person who is often used by the batchmates as a escape goat when HOD enters the scene . Whatever wrong happens in the jungle, either this person is supposed to have an explanation for that , or else he is a goner . Usually a mugger , one to have a sympathy with “
Back Benchers :
“The masterminds of the jungle , who most often initiate the spark and force the CR to set the jungle on fire . Least interested in study , most of them have a short attendance , the most important component in the bunks ( yet , are never highlighted ) . Usually work in groups and communicate via. code language .”
Result : “A happy bunch of kids going back to do something useful , some to the canteen , others to their respective hostel rooms (all the muggers) and occasionally a few of them head to the HOD to launch a complaint against the anti social elements (carnivores of the jungle) .”
- Always have a check on how the front row (usually the girls) reacts when the topic is first brought into their notice .
- Be quick to take your action . If the lecturer appears in the scene , be quick to come back to your position as if you were upto nothing .
- Always have a control over the CR . An angry CR might lead to 100% classes , which in turn cant get you detained due to short attendance .
- Play safe . Bunk classes and enjoy life . 😀