If I were the PM of India

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Until my mind took a turn and I decided to opt engineering as my career , the aim of my life was to become the Prime Minister of India … 😉 …. To become the senior most minister ….. with all the administrative powers …… the power to bring forth any reform I would like …… seriously , here is a list of what I would have done if they make me PM of this country ……

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Make me the PM of India and the first clause that you will find amended will be the clause on ragging ….. it would read something like this ,

”Ragging is a wonderful act and any student found involved in this activity shall be rewarded ……. Any student found trying to escape from this activity will be expelled from the institute and can also be imprisoned for few days …….. strict action will be taken by the authorities against the freshers who oppose this peaceful act of the seniors” ……. 😛

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All the movies that make their way to the theatre will be made total free of cost for the students …… 😉 …… No no no …. Don’t think what an irresponsible and a waste of PM I am ……. I will make sure our economy don’t go the gutter …… the people without the student ID will be liable to pay thrice the normal price of the ticket …… and so will be the dudes with their girlfriends …. 😛 …… Mr. PM only serves the needy …. Not the greedy …. 😉 …….

 

We all are equal ….. that would be the message I will put forward ……. No reservations for anyone ….. admissions will be based only on merit …… I won’t have any guy named Arjun Singh in my cabinet ……. And I won’t have any quotas to favour the reserved ones and to snatch the seats from the deserving ones …… Hip hip hurray …… 😀 …… P.S. no reservations even for girls .…. 😡 ….. I don’t mind a ratio of 10:1 in any branch ……

 

Any institute found holding an extra class on a declared holiday will be severely punished …… even a complaint launched against the institute ….. and Mr. Principal …. Pack your bags for a trip ….. a trip to the jail for a day or two …… so that you could also experience same sufferings which you made the students to go through …… 😡 …….

 

A lot and lot of plans I hold in my mind ….. 5 long years of my span will be enough to implement these plans …… no student will be held back for short attendance …… assignments will be made compulsory only for the muggers …… exam schedule will be decided by the students through voting …… DC will never interfere in the student’s business …… bunks will be made compulsory…..and the dictatorship of the college management will become a thing of the past …… Any further suggestions are most welcome ……. I won’t hesitate in incorporating them in my list ….. Who knows….. If I really become PM one day…. 😉

 

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13 responses »

  1. aahaa!! 🙂 ragging, hun?? I hate it to the core! 😛

    And 10:1 ration of boy:girl for any stream?? 😛 😛 I am never going to vote for you, if you ever run for presidency or PM ship 😛 😛

  2. @sakhi…..i never mentioned boys is to gals …. it can be 10:1 gals to boys…. 😉

    @moi……for sure…..they should be heavily dealt with for such offence… 😡

    @latha…… hope against all the odds…… 😦

  3. ahaaa…..bhai aap election toh lado…..mein aur mere dost pakaa pukka aapke liye vote karenge yaar…

    AHA!! Here’s my PM ….love ya yaar!!

    One thng,….no reservations fine…but 10:1 ratio…..?????

    Gals r not far behind….it may mean the other way and u mightnt lyk it ;P

  4. u dont think nyone is really gonna vote for u!![:P]
    vote for u nd let india pass into the hands of a bunch of “college gundas”[:D]…who ll rule out everyone else!!
    mera vote to nai jayega, besides, i really wanna kick tht quota thingy out, nt to mention arjun singh as well[:x]

  5. @garima…..college gundas??? 😮 ….trust me….whole scenario will be changed… 😛 … chalo m happy that u atleast liked the anti-reservation column in the manifesto

  6. Hmm.. Could you also draw a ceiling on “Moms’ Rights!??!” They shouldn’t be allowed to counter sleeping/bathing/talking-on-phone times & etc.. However, they can still be granted the freedom to cook Delicious food 😀

    My vote goes to you!! 😀

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