Coolest site on net


Yesterday while surfing on net I came across a site which is by far the coolest and funniest site I have ever seen on net ……

It was a lot similar to the world – famous site Wikipedia …. A lot of similarities ….

Here too , you could find information about each and every topic you want to search upon …… but , there is a twist in the tale ….. for instance , I typed “orkut” in the search box and here is what I got …. See for yourself ….

Orkut is a MySpace like website created by the turkish Orkut Büyükkokten (Orcute Baiácten) that means “I have nothing to do” and is designated for being attacked by Brazilian hackers and pedo guys. It’s the easiest way to know gossips about other people. There’s some Indians, Pakistans and Iranians too (see the Axis of Evil), that uses the website to comment cricket matches and terrorism plans.

It’s the same shit stuff as MySpace:
• Profile – Where you lie about yourself, you ain’t a stupid-tibia-playing-geek, you’re actually a cool, 21 year-old model, who just happens to look very similar to Rodrigo Santoro
• Album – Where you can upload the photos of your 5 year-old neighbor consuming drugs, pictures of your house, your school, even the license plate of mommy’s car!
• Settings – This is one of the most important areas, since it’d ONLY HERE that you’re able to…well…nothing really, it’s just there…
• Scrapbook – spams messages that you receive, and they’re all there, for everyone to see! How amazing is that!?
• Messages – The place where users should send personal messages instead that don fit the scrapbook
• Testimonials – The place where the users send personal messages instead of use the message system. Try to tell the Brazilians to do things the way they are supposed to…
• Friends – Your friends list (if you have one…if you don’t, there’s always some lonely fake just waiting to be your friend!)
• Communities – Another way to freely be racial about stuff! express your true opinions!


• In the early 15th century, Orkut did not accept new members. Only existing members could invite new members. As the postal services were very slow at that time, it took a long time grow to at least ten members from zero members. With the invention of E-mail, it took a giant leap forward from ten members to eleven members.
• But many users complained that the invite feature made it really difficult to make fake profiles. So, the Orkut team had to start giving “Join now” forms. The forms were made available at various places like your neighbor’s house and the other guy’s office whom you met at the bar. Recently, they put the link for the form on the Orkut home page too, where they will tell you where you can get the form from.


There are a vast number of communities in Orkut, like who has used your toilet and who has not used your toilet paper. It doesn´t matter, because all the communities has the same games and the same comments, most of them in portuguese.
You get extra points for each community you become a member. Any heavy user has more than 300 communities in their list, regardeless of not have accessed half of them.

Can’t stop laughing …..seriously……There are loads of similar mind boggling stuffs on this cool website called Uncyclopedia …. You will never get bored reading them……And this is how they give a link to Wikipedia on their page :


For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Orkut.

8 responses »

  1. OMG..that is some seriously awesome info!
    HEHEHEH…I personally am not a big fan of orkut..but I am not regular on it..I have profiles on both orkut and fb ….
    Which one do you prefer?

  2. I too have account on both of them ….. and no doubt , facebook is way better than orkut ….. but the fact is , most of my friends are connected to me through orkut ….. that makes it my preference …..

  3. Yeah sames friends back in india are still hooked onto orkut..thats why I have a profile there…but now they are moving to FB as well..

    what you doin’ staying up so late?

  4. third time I have been asked that question tonight….. lol …

    well it might be insomnia …. It might be the ecstasy that’s holding me awake since its the last night before my way back to college ……

    will go to sleep as soon as my mom wakes up and leaves with no other option but to surrender … 😛

  5. not in your hostel room!!! oh yeah dussehra break right!!
    hmmm goood goood!! i am adding you to my blogroll to be updated with your wordpress ranting..

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