The Golgappa Competition
Posted by harsh on April 8, 2009
3 days back (in the hostel)
Cena (Abhinav) : Everyday when I am done with the coaching , I make my way to the Chaat Corner in the market and help myself with a plate of Golgappa .
Me : I just love Golgappas . I can eat as many as you bring in front of me .
Cena : Whatever amount it may be , you won’t be able to overtake me .
Me : Are you sure ?
Cena : Of course .
Me : Then why don’t we see it for ourself . Lets have a Golgappa Competition . Eat as many as you can . Losers to pay .
Cena : Done .
2 days back (on the way to gym)
Cena : By the way . Have you ever entered into such a competition earlier ?
Me : Yeah I have .
Cena : So ?
Me : So what ? I won . Isn’t that obvious ?
Cena : What was the number ?
Me : It took me 57 to win .
Cena (with a shocking look ) : I back off .
( I smiled . I knew he was an easy opponent )
A little later that day (in hostel)
Ashu : Harry . Why do you make so many cock and bull stories ?
Me : Which story ?
Ashu : You said you went upto 57 . That’s a white lie . When will you give up your habit of crafting stories ?
Me : If you don’t believe me , you can see it for yourself .
Ashu : Cena , don’t believe him . He is lying . You can easily defeat him . Go for it . If you lose , I will be your one-third financer .
Cena : Lets go for it then .
(At this point , I thanked Ashu for convincing Cena back to the competition)
Yesterday (in Sector 10 … our Kurukshetra)
Me : All set for competition ?
Cena : Absolutely .
Suddenly phone rang .
Abhi : Don’t start it . We are on our way . You have got an audience .
So the stage was set . Plates ready . Chaatwaala ready to fire Golgappas into our plates .
The count started . Comments and words of encouragements were coming out rapidly from the spectators ( Abhishek , Vivek , Raghav , Vibhuti , Ashu and Faraz) . The soldiers were standing steadily in the battlefield .
1…5….10….20…30….
No signs of giving up yet . Audience was split into two corners , encouraging the contestants to live up to the situation . Counting was not to be stopped .
31…35…40….50….
Half Century . Excellent . Everyone thought that we will hit a century . But at this time , I started losing it . I knew its not long until I vomit it out .
51…55….56….57…..
I was a goner by this time . The magic number 57 strikes . I knew I won’t be able to hold it any further .
Vivek : Harry . Do you give up ?
I nodded . And the nod was followed by the vomiting . My stomach was unable to endure it . I lost the battle . Cena was celebrating . We shook hands and like a lost warrior , I made my way to the stairs of the nearest shop and helplessly , I kept looking at my friends having their own share of Golgappas . ( Hoping that atleast they would eat like Homo Sapiens . Afterall , it was loser to pay )
Cena : I never thought I could eat so much . No matter . Well tried .
Me : Yeah Yeah . Well tried indeed . Now give me the bill . (making my way to my wallet , pondering over the bill)














Ambika said
You posting from the loo???
But 57?? Kudos!!! I had once won a Puchka (Golgappa) competition. Had to manage just about 25..
harsh said
no no … I am alright now
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rdtech said
u should have knew one that whome you was competing is Cena who is a d.. d…l towards eating …
rdtech said
u should have known one that whom you was competing is Cena who is a d.. d…l towards eating …
Meghna said
yaar I toh thgt this golgappa comp was usually held b/w gals
ek baar maine bhi bade josh mein aa kar part liya….v were 6 gals
It was a sorta friends party so thnk god no one had to pay!!
Coz i lost- i cld eat only 10!!!
Oters ate 42, winner ate 68
so urs wasn’t a bad try
Waise kitne paise lage??
harsh said
68 …
… your frnd must have been really hungry
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jyaada paise nahi lage … 200 me kaam ho gaya
…
Reema said
57????? I can not go beyond 7-8!!!
harsh said
just 7-8 :O … well I think thats normal
… I also don’t go beyond 10 in normal circumstances
sakhi said
WOW!! I love gol-gappe… doesn’t matter if you lost. Khaye to sahi na!! hee..hee..
Ab mere munh mein paani aa raha hai. Need to eat while going back home!
harsh said
josh me jyaada mat khaa lena
…. varna you won’t be able to eat much for the next few days …. lol
Rashmi said
Agree with sakhi….moonh mein paani aa gaya
have to eat it today now
harsh said
enjoy the treat
shalu said
hey!! i didn’t believe that u have made this incredible effort…but i had to!!
yet one thing i must admit that only cena could make this task acomplished!!
harsh said
sahi kaha … he is the one
purplebeats said
57 golgappas? man!! are you really fine now?!
this post makes me want to have golgappas right away!
harsh said
yeah I am fine now … thanks
oorja said
oh wow wish i was there.. i would have been a strong contender.. 20-25 is just normal can’t eat less than that.
in college me and friends used to have golgappa breaks daily .. what fun days..
harsh said
20 – 25 were normal ???
…. that means you will make up a good competitor for a Golgappa Competition … lol
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Asma Ahsan said
LOL – serves you right for making up suh stories – is your throat ok? You may have run into fever had it reacted to such a BRUTAL attack on it!
harsh said
I may have run into fever ???
… well that would have been better … the fever would have served as an excuse for skipping the sessionals …lol ….
btw , they are starting from tomorrow
Asma Ahsan said
If your throat reacts to the chatni in the golgappas which is imli basically, you can get throat infection and then fever…
Good to read you are ok – Now you have to study for sessionals…
Good luck for the exams…try not to cheat too much…
harsh said
how do you know that I was planning to cheat ???
Asma Ahsan said
You just confessed!
Amit said
Even though you vomited out 57 golgappas, you would always be a winner!
harsh said
my name would be carved on the golden pages of history … indeed
IT Buzz said
Its really funny..