The Amazing Death Predictor !
Posted by harsh on March 22, 2009
The news from the center is that I am back to college . The weary classes and the boring lectures have started haunting me once again . The wi-fi server is not allowing my system an access to the network ( It says that my MAC address is not registered … holy shit :x ) . But beside everything , the current buzz in the college is about the annual techfest JAGRITI that is scheduled 24th to 26th of this month .
Amidst all this fuss and the preparations for fest , I managed to buy some time to have a look of the entity termed “Internet” . In the process , I came across a link which said “See how you will die” . That was curious enough to receive a left click :P .
It said ,”It’s the new and improved Death Predictor. After analyzing results from hundreds of thousands of predictions, the algorithms have been tweaked in order to be even more effective, and more accurate than ever before! This amazing device uses secret, highly proprietary algorithms to determine an educated guess as to how, and at what age, you will die. The questions below are taken into consideration when determining your results.”
Harsh: At age 70 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.
What the hell ?? 8O Hippies ?? I will be gunned down in the streets because some algorithm said that a bill relating to some trade organisation will not work that well with me ?? Never mind . Atleast I would be alive till 70 . :D
If you would like to know how you will die , just have a look at this rubbish great site . :P