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The Amazing Death Predictor !

Posted by harsh on March 22, 2009

The news from the center is that I am back to college . The weary classes and the boring lectures have started haunting me once again . The wi-fi server is not allowing my system an access to the network ( It says that my MAC address is not registered … holy shit :x ) . But beside everything , the current buzz in the college is about the annual techfest JAGRITI that is scheduled 24th to 26th of this month .

Amidst all this fuss and the preparations for fest , I managed to buy some time to have a look of the entity termed “Internet” . In the process , I came across a link which said “See how you will die” . That was curious enough to receive a left click :P .


It said ,”It’s the new and improved Death Predictor. After analyzing results from hundreds of thousands of predictions, the algorithms have been tweaked in order to be even more effective, and more accurate than ever before! This amazing device uses secret, highly proprietary algorithms to determine an educated guess as to how, and at what age, you will die. The questions below are taken into consideration when determining your results.”

Harsh: At age 70 you will be gunned down in the street by hippies after enacting a bill that grants the WTO even more power.

What the hell ?? 8O Hippies ?? I will be gunned down in the streets because some algorithm said that a bill relating to some trade organisation will not work that well with me ?? Never mind . Atleast I would be alive till 70 . :D

If you would like to know how you will die , just have a look at this rubbish great site . :P

32 Responses to “The Amazing Death Predictor !”

  1. Reema said

    where is the link?

  2. Priya said

    LOL

    i’d actually seen when i’m goin to die on some death site..it gave me a weird number :D

  3. Rav said

    Ravinder: At the age of 21, you will be chopped by cho :O

  4. Arpit said

    haha ……..harsh that was a good dose of overdone joke :P

    look at my prediction
    “arpit: At age 61 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch. ”

    that makes a little sense……..but getting gunned down by hippies ……..than first you have to find those hippies :lol:

  5. Latha said

    hahhaha.. :D good one Harshu.. u find all these weird sites :P

    look at this:

    “Latha A.V.S: At age 41 you will die in a fiery golf-cart crash, alcohol will be involved.”

  6. oorja said

    mine says..

    oorja: At age 72 you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie “Wrong Turn”. Sorry for ya.

    it is some goof up we all are falling for..

    its fun. ;-)

  7. sakhi said

    Naaaa… i am not going to take this test!! lest i get something like : “you will be living for more than 100 years and will be starved to death as you kids and grand kids are fed up with you” ;)

  8. scorpria said

    Hippies ?? Hippies ??? Harry Potter …and the death-by-hipies! :D

    See mine: Priya J Nayar: At age 31 you will be eaten by birds in Manhattan’s Central Park. That’s hardly 7 more years!! ut yey! I get to be in Manhattan :D :D

  9. Amit said

    At age 66 you will start sleeping more and more. After six months of this you will be sleeping 19 hours a day. By month seven, you do not wake up anymore. You cease breathing during month nine.

    That’s a very silent death! :|
    I wanted to go with a bang!

  10. Harsh said

    OMG!! 19 hours a day …. gud night and sleep tight … forever !! lol

  11. Ambika said

    Hehe.. Hippies!! :lol:

    Mine: At age 47 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

    So, am I supposed to die at 47 or 47 + 3?? 8O And can those children be my own?? 8O “text message for 3 yrs continuous??” 8O

    P.S.: Did you say ‘more accurate than before’? And btw, what has my height got to do with my death??? :| 8O

    • harsh said

      ha ha ha….I bet those kids must have got sms card with them … text messages for three years …. you won’t ever have an empty inbox …. :P

  12. kanagu said

    that’s a great joke… it not even got enough information and predicts the age of death.. pure fun :)

  13. Rashmi said

    I got this result

    Rashmi: At age 67 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then.

    Gr8…i will live three yrs more than actual granted by God :-)

  14. Asma Ahsan said

    Hey there – :)

    Here is my prediction:

    Asma: At age 48 too many imitation cheese based snack foods leads to a dietary condition which causes your life to end.

    Hmm – I always thought I would die at 50 due to the rubbish I eat :P My death has to be food related! :P And – They just cut off two years! That means my predictions are pretty accurate too! :P

    I am 35 now – 13 more years to go – been married 13 years – have exact time to relive my marriage years at least!

    What a relief! LOL!

  15. Asma Ahsan said

    No more friend food for me now either – cant eat it either. I am also allergic to all sorts of fish. :P

    I think i must be. My mum is, so she never cooked it. We never ate fish at all in the home accept fish fingers made from Salmon.

    I believe fried food can kill you too – cholestrol or something. :P

  16. I am confused how do i do this test?

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