The Devil’s Number
Posted by harsh on March 15, 2009
Have you ever made an effort to give Mr. Devil a missed call ? Or have you ever received one from him ? ….. If not , then give it a try right now . Mr. Devil has his own personalized private number – 666 ( P.S. no special tariffs or SMS card will work on this number …. Dial at your own risk ) 
According to Uncyclopedia : “Apparantly, 666 is not God’s 
favorite number. It is Satan’s favorite (thought you might have already known that) (also, my dog’s favorite, since he enjoys pooping about 666 times a day). Someone called Fungus (a guy who is dead for 666 years) asked God one day “Please, could I go back to Earth and start a new life (that’s reincarnation, mate)?”. In response, God took 6.66 minutes of quiet thinking and afterwards replied: “Go to hell”. And so he did. After he got there, the Devil let Fungus go back to Earth thanks to his schmearing skills (also, pie cooking skills – I’m serious, that guy used to be The Great Imperial Cooker of Persia back in his age. Could cook about 666 pies/second).
Warning : The King of Darkness , the ultimate villain and the proud owner of the magical deadly number 666 has kept an eye on this post . All the readers who pass by without leaving a comment will be subjected to the extreme torment in hellfire . 
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Sahaja said
where r u getting thse info from
haha 666 and torment it seems so whats with u for posting
harsh said
no hellfire for the author
Reema said
the post is bit confusing. U should have written the whole story behind this number.
harsh said
On the more serious note … The reason 666 is associated with Satanism is because of a verse in the bible
There are many such explanations behind 666 to be considered as “Devil’s Number ” …. This post only aims to bring out the humor from this superstition and not to mention , is total nonsense ….
Reema said
I know all that. I meant that you could have written that u got a call from this number etc. as u said on twitter.
harsh said
ohhh….that was purely a marketing strategy…lol….
raghav said
potter is scared by a heavy triple sixxxxxxxxx
harsh said
yes I am scared…
akshat said
do u really believe in all this??
harsh said
yes…no…yes…
Shivya said
Oh, I know what I should do to pass time. Go back to reading Uncyclopedia! Been a while since I did that. Thanks for the reminder
OH better still, I could go call 666 :p
harsh said
Uncyclopedia is the coolest site on net
… I would prefer Uncyclopedia to kill time rather than playing with the Satan 
Appu said
Are you giving caution to everyone???
harsh said
Prevention is better than cure
btw…welcome to my blog !!!
Latha said
so did u call 666?
Harsh said
Nah…I was scared
Dev said
My latest observations -
My birth number is 6 (a factor of 666)
My name is Dev (a part of Devil)
My cell no. has lot of 6s
So…
what should I do??
Maybe run from myself!!!
Asma Ahsan said
The devil is always ONLINE! Apparently he doesnt allow students to study for exams either!
No need to call – GOOGLE HIM – Internet hai na!
Amit said
I saw this in some movie.
What a crazy number to choose from all of them.
Ambika said
I was born in 198’6′.. Am I supposed to be scared???
scorpria said
Whaaaaaaat???
What was all that about??? details details!
Arpit said
hehehehe
well in 2006, on the day of my birthday the date was 06/06/06
no doubt i am called the “dare devil” by people
harsh said
awesome date !!! truly a devil
Reeti said
Hey i already knew abt the Number 666 being a satans no.
But is d latter part of the story TRUE [:O]
:O
well anyways the warning part was Sexy..
harsh said
No thats not true ….
… that was just meant to add humour to the story 
….
Reeti said
Hmmmmmmm
ohhhhh i Cee..I Cee.. I C I….
Demita said
YOU KNOW WAT IS 666 STAND FOR IT MEAN THE DEVIL OF HELL THE SIX(6) OF THE SIX(6) 2006 IT KINDA REAL THAT THE DEVIL BOY BORN